word on the street

The Irish Times says that B's block party includes a performance by Jedward coming off their Eurovision fame. Also, the newspaper reports that 'with the help of God and a private jet' Bono or all of U2 will make an appearance! Tons of other music and sports stars will show up and there will be a movie-style grand finale at the end with everybody on stage swaying together in perfect harmony.

Co. Offaly is also getting ready by painting every single one of their houses--srsly--and printing 'What's the craic, Barack?' tshirts. How can it get any better?

I dont care how sick I am, I will be at this party. Dearest masses of Dublin, I will try not to breathe on you.